Gonks. Buy one of these lovely fun Gonks hand tuned in oak and ash with beard that is faux fur.

Gonks were believed to protect farms and homes from catastrophes and misfortune.

With there full face bead and large nose and over size hats they will bring a smile to your home. S

Measurements quoted are all approximate. 

Price is for one. Malin cone hat : 130mm tall 80mm nose ti back of hat, 70mm